No, make that 2016.
January 4th?
I don’t even know what day it is/was/going to be.
Here is what I do know to be true. I, Kate Elizabeth, Ruler of the Craptastical Kingdom, hereby declare myself BANNED from Amazon Prime One Click Shopping.
I did it again. And again, and Again. I’ve done it before, and ended up with a super luxurious faux fur blanket (read about it here) , and welp, I need to compose myself before I list what I purchased in the past 10 days.
Note to all: Pain pills, a dash of alcohol and mind-numbing boredom from Das Boot end up in a stack of items from the ‘Zon unlike any other.
Therefore, by the grace of my debit card, for the betterment of my checking account, and/or credit score, I have detached one click shopping from my phone(s), laptop(s), iPad, tablet, and tv. NO MORE. FOR THE LOVE. NO MORE.
I just looked at my Amazon orders for 2015- 95 orders. 95. WHAT THE BLOODY HELL did I need 95 orders worth of things?
Oh yes. Let me tell you.
I ordered Step Brothers. The digital download.
I ordered black denim jeggings. Please judge me.
I ordered 12 cans of green beans.
I used Amazon Prime now to deliver a box of gold fish crackers and diet coke, because I am a lazy ho.
I ordered a 12 inch snowman glitter ornament. Two nights ago.
I ordered leopard print treat bags.
I ordered 45 packs of post it notes.
PEOPLE- these are the high/low lights. I don’t even know. A floral potty training bell?
I love Amazon so, because it enables me to buy crap I didn’t know I needed and without leaving the house. When they start wine/booze delivery, I’m 110% hosed.
amazon
ps. my foot hurts
pss. i need to get out of the boot and working out, otherwise, I’m going to fulfill the prophecy that is this post
y9bchl much healthier than its been in some time. Manning,
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