Greetings from the land of the mostly alive. For reasons I can’t quite wrap my head around today, I have the energy of a slug. I worked out at lunch, and then took a 45 minute nap. I got almost 8 hours of sleep last night, and power napped between two calls this morning. I can’t think of a single reason that would explain this total case of drag ass. No, there wasn’t a wine-a-pallooza yesterday. If I thought about it more, I would realize that I was pretty tired yesterday too. Hmmm….
Here are a few thoughts that I feel like sharing, or rather “things I know to be true.”
1.) I am not as young as I used to be. Staring at a picture of myself yesterday, I noticed some funny business around the sides of my eyes. Wrinkles? No. Absolutely not. I was 99% sure I was going to hold off on that until I was at least 60. Women in my family don’t really get wrinkles. Or at least, my mom doesn’t, so WTF. In fact, I’m going to take said picture, mark it up and send it to my plastic surgeon friend and say “LETS MAKE A PLAN.” He is going to email me back and tell me to get a life, and the whole conversation will be shut down, but at least, at this moment, I feel like I could be doing something by emailing said plastic surgeon. Maybe I can at least con him to do my boobs. But what happens if much like chocolate, diet coke and wine, I become addicted, and I end up like this?
2.) Second thought: Yes, I am ok with getting a little work done. I am single. My biggest fear is turning into Ursula, the sea hag. Remember her? She is the evil hag from Little Mermaid that bamboozled Ariel into giving up her voice. Damn Ariel got the man anyways… I digress. Much like I see nothing wrong with a little bump & grind, I see nothing wrong with a little lift and injection. Specficially, lifting the girls, and injecting my face.
3.) I am in LOVE with this article. Read it.
4.) I need to plan food this week, but all I can think about is napping. Any quick veggie/poultry or fish recipes that anyone out there in Internetland can suggest? Seriously, I need to figure out why I’m such a lardass/dragass today. I feel that if I ate something amazing it might perk me up.
Thus, in conclusion, to wrap it up, I’ve got a whole buncha nothing. Work is busy, and my ass drags to the ground.
Something more upbeat manana!