the size of my intergalatic-plantetary ass?

It’s large and in charge.

The boot made me eat all of the food in Texas. Ya, that’s the ticket.

If I do ONE thing this week, and one thing only, I am going to figure out a way to abstain myself from ending up looking like Jabba The Kate. If I can make it through the week without pretending that I’m eating for triplets, I will consider that a win.

If I can GET OFF THESE EFFING STEROIDS THAT MAKE ME WANT TO EAT EVERYTHING IN REACH, life will be better.

In the meantime, I would like to find a dentist that will please, for the love of Cheese, WIRE MY MOUTH SHUT.

 

 

 

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