Some days you are smacked with the fact that reality bites.
Happy May Day! Truthfully, over the past month, I’ve muttered the phrase “mayday” more than once, but the purpose of this post is to discuss the merry (Mary?) month of May. I remember this from when I was a child: Rise up, the children of […]
= Disaster. Period, end of story. Every morning, I wake up and do the same thing. Every Tuesday (trash day), I water the inside plants, sweep up, and take the trash out. Daily, upon rude awakening by his royal asshole George, I get up, let […]
I find it interesting that today, March 1st, is not only the first day of Lent but it is also the beginning of my birthday month.
As I lay so ever delicately in bed, coughing up a lung, I am using my imagination to figure out the places I want to go check out in 2017. I present to you, with little ado, my “2017 Travel Bucket List.”
Greetings from the bedroom on Lavender Lane on this fine first day of 2017. I can say with almost complete certainty that 2016 was an absolute #shitshow.
Snort. Ok, maybe not so much. it’s morning. it’s dark outside. I’m less crabby than I was yesterday. I slept for 5 glorious hours last night. I have a hot lunch date today with a friend and her glorious little baby. I’m going to eat […]
Go forth and clean your oven. Your turkey will thank you.
You know your single friend? I know you all have a token single friend. You know that one that you think should have all the extra time in the world since you know, they are single? See, here’s the thing that a lot of people […]
Good morning. At the tone, the time will be 6:13 am Central time and I’m fired up. I was chastised in the past 24 hours for “making it political.” Really though, I wasn’t being chastised because I made it political (something that I do with […]
no, not me, my blog. she needed a makeover. botox was not going to cut it. (ok, that’s me, not my site) i’ve nipped & tucked, and well, run out of ideas. it’s a work in progress (just like me), but at least she […]
Well. So much for intentional, ongoing posting. It’s been a bit. Last time I posted on this here blog (incredibly awful grammar intended), it was February 9, 2018. I had hit the damn wall. Based on the context of the last blog post, I’m assuming I […]
Good morning. Greetings from the little house on Lavender lane. Today, we are seeking to find a little clarity (as well as all of our capital letters.) This post has been brewing for a while. Some might say 35 years, others might say three weeks. […]
For me often, it starts with a song. Tonight, while cleaning up a kitchen that has fed many, I was quietly standing there, wiping down the counter when this song came on: Immediately, as if time travel actually existed, I was transported back to my […]