Some days you are smacked with the fact that reality bites.
Happy May Day! Truthfully, over the past month, I’ve muttered the phrase “mayday” more than once, but the purpose of this post is to discuss the merry (Mary?) month of May. I remember this from when I was a child: Rise up, the children of […] Read More
= Disaster. Period, end of story. Every morning, I wake up and do the same thing. Every Tuesday (trash day), I water the inside plants, sweep up, and take the trash out. Daily, upon rude awakening by his royal asshole George, I get up, let […] Read More
I find it interesting that today, March 1st, is not only the first day of Lent but it is also the beginning of my birthday month.
As I lay so ever delicately in bed, coughing up a lung, I am using my imagination to figure out the places I want to go check out in 2017. I present to you, with little ado, my “2017 Travel Bucket List.”
Greetings from the bedroom on Lavender Lane on this fine first day of 2017. I can say with almost complete certainty that 2016 was an absolute #shitshow.
Snort. Ok, maybe not so much. it’s morning. it’s dark outside. I’m less crabby than I was yesterday. I slept for 5 glorious hours last night. I have a hot lunch date today with a friend and her glorious little baby. I’m going to eat […] Read More
Go forth and clean your oven. Your turkey will thank you.
Good morning. Greetings from the little house on Lavender lane. Today, we are seeking to find a little clarity (as well as all of our capital letters.) This post has been brewing for a while. Some might say 35 years, others might say three weeks. […] Read More
For me often, it starts with a song. Tonight, while cleaning up a kitchen that has fed many, I was quietly standing there, wiping down the counter when this song came on: Immediately, as if time travel actually existed, I was transported back to my […] Read More
As I write this first sentence, I have no idea if I’m actually going to publish this one or not. If I do, well, then you will be reading it. If I don’t, I’ll have a place where I dumped a lot of thoughts. (Start […] Read More
Oh, you know, it’s just practically perfect over here this morning on Lavender Lane. The air is crisp, Stan Getz is playing over the Echo, and I’m drinking what appears to be somewhat of a healthy smoothie concoction. The four-legged creatures that drive me insane […] Read More
This whole year of 40 has been a whirlwind. No, seriously. One minute, it’s Memorial Day weekend, and next thing I know, I’m hauling out boxes of Halloween decor. Where did this year go? I’ve had a good year. Travelled, adventured, lived and hell even […] Read More
*Time Marches On… all over my body. Greetings from the little house on Lavender Lane. It’s a dreary, rainy morning over here and I’ll be honest, I’m giddy. Giddy because it’s not hot. Giddy because my AC isn’t running. Giddy because I’ve come to see […] Read More